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我尊敬所有的人，但从不迷信某个人。
只所以对严老师特别尊重，是因为俺发现严老师说的、做的都是正确的。
如果严老师哪里错了，我肯定不会支持他，还会反对他。所以我希望大家帮着俺找严老师的错！
在这里俺就不麻烦那些受惠于严新气功的朋友了，谨寄希望于那些反对严老师、或对严老师有成见的人士能帮俺！你们可千万不要谦虚啊！！！（不过要以事实为依据，以说理的方式告诉俺，可不能污言秽语，造口业噢！）
我欢迎大家给严老师找错！！！

Wrong translation. Sorry, it is my false Gui Gen. I did not finish my revision when you did it.
It is all my false.
Can I take you to dinner and dance tonight ?

Many mistakes: Read # 158785 & #158707 articles (Chinese translations)
There are 100 mistakes....or more after you read:
"100 Why ?"

Can you help me find more ?
It is easy !


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Funny translator !! Stomach ache ! 100 Thanks.


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100 WHY?

Haha....if you want to know the taste of an "apple".....
eat it. Don't talk about it.

If you have never eaten an apple, it is "entertaining" to say:

"Many people have grown it already for many years, no big deal (not so good) for the apple)"

"Apple does not taste better than banana."

"I heard people gotten sick after eaten an apple, some people die from eating too much apples. Stop loving apple ! "

"So what, I just hate apple, no matter how good it tastes !"

"I am very angry......so many people love apple ! It is giving bad influence to the people !"

"Love apple ? Loving apple started the popular trend of loving "organges", "bananas"......and then the latest trend of loving "smoking".....now, our government has to work so hard to stop people from "smoking", it is all the false of the apple."

"Apple followers, what do you have to say ? I just want to know why are you
so superstitious and blind to Apple ?"

"Apple, Apple, I know you are another name for "evil". Don't think I cannot recognize you ! No matter what name you call yourself."

"Eating apple ? This is only "little fruit".....this is a waste of time. You eat the wrong fruit. Come, the only "right fruit" to eat is "Water Melon".......................
Let's beat up Apple....because it prevent people from going to Water Melon Land.....the best fruit in the best place."

"Expose the conspiracy of the Apple, eat Water Melon...."

"Apple, apple, you are the beginning of troubles.......without you, we will have a more peaceful society....so that we don't have to argue."

"Red Apple, Green Apple, Yellow Apple....... and who know what is the best apple ? It only serve the purpose of "confusing" the people ! Anti apples.......all the apples !"

"Apple, apple, why don' t you say something ?"

"Can we invite apple to talk in this forum ?"

"Apple, apple, why do you go to the Moon ? You are betraying the
people in China...."

"Water melons were grown before the existence of apple, what good is apple ?......apple, apple....don't you know water melons and organges existed before you......what good are you ?"

"Apple, apple, any apple I don't eat are bad apples !!"

"Apple, apple, your name is trouble !"

P.S. Can people tell me more "why " ?































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TV Interview (CCTV)

(CCTV telephoned Mr. Apple for an interview)

CCTV:
" What do you think about these comments regarding apple ? Some apple fans are so crazy (because they love it too much) about you, and some people hate apple so much ?"

Mr. Apple:
"Hahahaha....hehehehe.....ohohoho....mymymymy.....hahaha....
This is all advertisements.
We welcome positive and negative advertisements.
This is normal.
It helps to promote apples in the market.
We base on the comments to improve our products."

"Best comment is NO COMMENT !"

CCTV:
"Thank you for your precious time coming to the interview....Is there any thing you want to say to our audience ?

Mr. Apple:
"Thank you very much.
If you like apple, I will send boxes of apples to you free.
If you hate apple, you can eat water melon, organge.... or any fruit you like.
I tell apple eaters not to "discriminate" other fruits.
Apple fans can try other fruits, like other fruits, and respect other fruits.
All fruits that are healthy are good fruits.
10000 water melons, oranges, bananas are your teachers.
Just enjoy eating apple, no need to advertise.
Don't ask people to eat apple.
Thank you for your advertisements."

CCTV:
"Thank you very much. Good bye !"

Mr. Apple:
"Have a happy and healthy day. .....I never ask people to eat apple. But, thank you very much for loving apple. If you hate apple, don't eat apple."










































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Oppositions: Read #158785 and #159707 in this column -
(100 Why ? and TV Interview)

After reading it, you can find oppositions easily !!!.....
Can you give me more WHY ?


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归根妹妹：请帮忙！你看这个“#158785 and #159707 ”是个什么东东？